Dude, Not So Close!

Don't you hate it when you're in the lift that roughly fits around 20 to 25 people, and there happens to be oh I don't know around 3 people actually in the lift (including you). The lift door opens, and most people hug the walls of the lift to give the new person room. He walks in, presses the level he wants, then FUCKING STANDS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU... Fuck dude, I don't want to smell your god dammed back you smelly fuck. GTFO me, I shall end this blog by giving him a brick to the face...